It’s the end, finally. After skipping over a couple of hours (you’ll thank us, probably), we’re here, at last fighting Richter, and being allowed to win. Then some brief debate … Continue reading
“A good battle system… likable characters… a world to explore…” In this episode Jeff and J.D. dream about all of the things that Tales of Symphonia 2 are not, as … Continue reading
An early improvised song lyric proves prophetic in this episode where Jeff and J.D. begin to experience the end-game boss cheapness. If you thought it was bad before… Then some … Continue reading
Where even is this base. Why are there so many levels. Was Arnold ever in a movie where he fought the devil. Why is there a mask of Emil’s face. … Continue reading
Here is where it begins: average soldiers suddenly able to overlimit at the drop of a hat, taking out our heroes and their pets as soon as they care to … Continue reading
Waiting an entire level for the boss fight that never comes is what Tales of Symphonia 2 feels like. Instead the boys discuss who would be their picks for the … Continue reading
What are centurion cores made of? Why does Regal put Hs into everything? What’s the best doughnut shop in Portland? Why, why are we still playing this game?